Total Medals Earned: 417 (From 89 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,225 Points
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/35 points)
Beat the game without wasting a single hour.
Beat the game with only a few hours wasted.
Medals Earned: 6/14 (45/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/40 points)
Get pwned by the game!
Find the first secret area!
Finish the game!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/305 points)
You lost the game.
Kill a caveman with your icicle.
Hit a bird with your icicle.
Show some interest!
Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.
Reach level 15.
You're the icicle master. Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 9/19 (235/645 points)
Credit where credit is due
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Listen to a song used in the game
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 19/27 (675/1,000 points)
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Medals Earned: 5/7 (60/75 points)
Smash through a brick wall and survive!
find and ride Doug, the town drunk!
eat a super rare Pineapple!
Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds
Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run
break 20 hurdles in a single run
Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run